Thoughts, Tips, Sayings, and ? ? ?

Here you will find helpful hints, cute sayings, maybe a joke or two, you just never know.  Check often, as I don’t know when I will run across something that I want to post in this area.

 

2-22-14

WOW!!! How time does fly by.   I have been very busy downsizing my locations and clearance-ing out my merchandise and retiring.  I retired the end of 2012, and have since still been selling off the rest of my small remaining inventory.  Now, I am totally retired from my DAY JOB.   But, now, I want to concentrate on website sales.  So, please visit my sites, and, if there is ANYTHING I can help you with, or if you want to place an order, please contact me through my e-mail, which is heartsandhappiness@embarqmail.com     I absolutely cannot believe it has been so long, but, a lot has been going on in my life, including kidney cancer in September of 2013.   I’m happy to report that I am doing fine, my first post-op CT scan in December 2013 was good, no evidence of any cancer cells, and my surgeon says I am “disease free” – oh, how I love those two words.  I will have to have periodical CT scans and ultrasounds for the next few years, but, that is fine with me.  I want to make sure it stays away.  Thanks to all of you that have sent me well wishes, etc., during this traumatic time of my life.

9-11-11

What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?

BOO-ties.  🙂

3-3-11

Do not store foods or beverages in crystal bowls or bottles for long periods of time. Vinegar, acidic juice, and alcoholic beverages will leach the lead out of the glass.

2-1-11

Smiling is free.  🙂

10-3-10

Love is the glue that holds the world together.

9-13-10

Here’s a cute saying I really like, in fact, I have this painted on a wooden sign sitting in my kitchen:

“The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house.”    🙂

8-15-10

Happiness is a perfume you can’t pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

7-8-10

I am lost.  I have gone to find myself.  If I should return before I get back, please have me wait.  🙂

6-10-10

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, anymore than standing in the garage, makes you a car !

3-13-10

Girls are like phones, we like to be held tight, and talked to, but, if you push the wrong button, you’ll be disconnected!

1-19-10

I don’t know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle, giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then, everyone in the house would know what Mama knows. — Erma Bombeck

1-9-10

SCAVENGER HUNT! Look for these things in your life today: a smile, a hug, laughter, conversation, a favorite scent, something that comforts, and something that inspires. All players are winners and receive the present.

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1-8-10

Gosh, I can’t believe it’s been so long since I posted anything on this page.  OK, here’s one:

What do computers do when they get hungry?  They eat chips.

OK, OK, I didn’t say it would be good, I just said here’s one.  LOL  🙂

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7-31-09

I have a skinny person inside of me, screaming to get out, but, I can usually shut her up with a cookie ! ! !

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7-18-09

Plant seeds of trust row upon row…And you will see a friendship grow.   🙂

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6-12-09

With Flag Day coming up in 2 days, here are some things to remember:

Our flag should always be treated with respect.

Never let it touch the ground.

Never let the sun set on it.

Always hang the flag so that the stars are on your left when you look at it.

The color red is for courage, white is for purity, and blue for loyalty.

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5-17-09

Bounce Dryer Sheets  –  Do you like the smell of Bounce dryer sheets ??  Well, I haven’t tried any of these, but, I have been told that Bounce dryer sheets freshen:

Sweepers, Closets, Cars, Suitcases, Wastebaskets, Laundry Hampers, Shoes, even sleeping bags before packing away for the next camping trip.

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3-31-09

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Here’s a saying I need in my kitchen:   “This is an Equal Opportunity Kitchen”  3-5-09

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If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.   Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.     ~ LOL ~     2-15-09

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When things look down . . . . . look up !   1-23-09

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The most important things in life-aren’t things.   12-20-08

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Saying ~ Accountants are well balanced people.  12-10-08

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? ? ? ~ To err is human, but..to really foul things up requires a computer.   11-30-08

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Thought ~ If you don’t chew your food ~ Who will?   11-20-08

Published on November 5, 2008 at 12:10 PM  Comments (2)  

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  1. Hey Nancy:

    I searched “Hearts and Happiness” on google and found your blog!

    Way cool!

    Linda

  2. Girlfiend you amaze me, this site is awesome, you have a wonderful talent for crafting and this site shows that talent. I love your site and everything you have on it. Mary Ann


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